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Because we are probably going to be killing alot of pigs soon to rid ourselves of this swine flu, here are a few good ideas of what to do with the bacon-y parts of them.

5. Make Vodka

If you are sick of putting it on your sandwich, now you can have it with your egg cream soda. Kinda gross.

4. Cure a Hangover

According to the brilliant scientists at Newcastle Laboratory Centre for Life, bacon has essential nutrients that are depleted while drinking. So eat more bacon!

3. Squeeze It

Ever think to yourself, “Hey, you know what my sandwich needs, is just a touch of bacon.” Well its probably best you dont think that. This is kinda gross as well.

2. Make Business Cards

Nothing will make you stand out more than handing your client a piece of bacon with your name on it! Just imagine when all of the other cards are stacked up, yours will be the one that smells of delicious bacon. I guess the only issue is if the guy gets kinda hungry…

1. Cut Through Metal!?!?!

Seriously!? This dude built a bacon torch. Check out the video, because its pretty badass.